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why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.

well ok I just died
Posted on June 18, 2013 via I like being ugly. It's fun with 91,618 notes
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Posted on June 18, 2013 via feelings with 36,508 notes
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so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.








^lil playa~~


so does this make me a fucked up individual or
YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD
I LITERALLY COULD NOT NOT REBLOG THIS.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR FOREVER.
YOU SIR A MAJESTIC LITTLE SHIT AND THE BEST THING EVER
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Posted on June 18, 2013 via William. with 373,600 notes
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Posted on June 18, 2013 via Sand & Glass with 53,977 notes
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![thefrogman:
Alternative Career Options by Sekra [tumblr | twitter | deviantart]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/440d56d4f645c3aa7d6b00d6746dd036/tumblr_mnxk2n4OJA1qm16qno1_500.png)
Alternative Career Options by Sekra [tumblr | twitter | deviantart]
Posted on June 14, 2013 via shine on you crazy diamonds with 27,030 notes
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“It’s not what it seems”
(directly painted on banana with acrylic paints)THIS IS BULLSHIT
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Posted on June 13, 2013 via Monos with 49,370 notes
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Can we talk about the Peter Pan(s) at disney world?
Posted on June 13, 2013 via I am no fallen star with 85,261 notes
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voice actor of finn draws finn
voice actor of finn is cordially invited to fuck my brains out
voice actor of finn is 15 years old
Voice actor of finn is cordially invited to fuck my brains out in three years.
♥
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Posted on June 13, 2013 via just kristen with 283,848 notes
Source: andiamjustasoul
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do you ever think about how much self-control it took for Javert to not tell everyone what his name was when he was undercover at the barricade
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Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”
- Emilia Clarke
I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE
CAN WE GET A VIDEO OF THIS?!?!?!?!
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Posted on June 13, 2013 via Cotton Candy Dreams with 51,024 notes
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